It may come as a surprise to many, but unicorns are actually quite evil. History is written by the victors, and more often than not, due to their magical abilities and excellent penmanship, they come out on top and in a position to really skew the facts.
1) The horn that names the horse a unicorn is actually an evil filled cancerous cone of doom.
2) They like to stab people.
3) Their aloofness is because they don't want people stumbling on their evil plans.
4) That whiteness isn't natural, they bleach. Liars.
I'm sure there's more but my laziness is kicking in.
Unicorns are evil.
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