Ice Cream Continued

Ice cream is known to increase productivity and all efforts should be made to locate and consume some.

Candy For The Soul

Candy consumption is directly linked with focus.  There have never been a study that says otherwise.

The Truth About Unicorns

It may come as a surprise to many, but unicorns are actually quite evil.  History is written by the victors, and more often than not, due to their magical abilities and excellent penmanship, they come out on top and in a position to really skew the facts.

1) The horn that names the horse a unicorn is actually an evil filled cancerous cone of doom.
2) They like to stab people.
3) Their aloofness is because they don't want people stumbling on their evil plans.
4) That whiteness isn't natural, they bleach.  Liars.

I'm sure there's more but my laziness is kicking in.
Unicorns are evil.

Ice Cream is always needed

And then the internet said: Go forth and find Ben and Jerry's at lunch.

Fudge is good for repairing muscles

Fudge is good for repairing muscle damage from exercise.  It's on the internet, it must be true.  Go forth and eat fudge, guilt free.

Cheesecake is an affront to chocolate

It just is.

Bitter awfulness.

A waste of chocolate.

Makes me sad.